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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. How did God know what was happening in the garden of Eden?

He was always Eve’s dropping.

2. What’s in front of women and backside of cow?

(w)

3. Amazing

Did you know 'emas eht yltcaxe' is exactly the same backwards?

4. A guy walks into a hotel and asks, “Are your porn channels disabled?”

…and the clerk said, “No, it’s mostly just the regular porn stars..”

5. Most people agree that most of the structures in Egypt are 1000’s of years old..

But Some are in Denial

6. Why does the capital of the Republic of Ireland 🇮🇪 have two airports nearby?

They're Dublin them for flight safety reasons 🛩️🧑‍✈️☘️

7. Me: where are we going? Dad: To get our new glasses

Me: Then what? Dad: We’ll see.

8. Why was the cake crying?

It felt crumb-y about getting older.

9. Do you also have veins in your arms?

No, my blood travels by Bluetooth!

10. A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.

Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I looked in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

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